guys, i don't know hanson. they don't know me, they don't even know i exist, blah blah blah. i don't know anyone who knows them (and that IS the truth, eden! ha ha....) and ya know, all that. i don't get this information directly from them- not a bit of it. all of the captions and jokes and words that appear on this page are written by me, unless otherwise noted. ok, so, oh, and, all of the captions, those are JOKES!! jokes, people, laughy ha ha!!1 ok, they're meant to be funny, not to hurt. i'm sure Hanson would laugh if they saw them, so you should laugh too. and i'm sure that Hanson has probably said some of these thing, but i'm sure not in the context that they're in on this site. so, there ya go, you can't say i didn't warn ya.