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"CURLY" a.k.a Clarke Isaac Hanson
why curly: because, look at the man's hair people!! curly!!! ok, so the really curly didn't have any hair. but does that matter???
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goes by: Isaac or Ike
age: 20(aww, he's all growd up...)
favorite color: green
best feature: his hands
instruments: vocals, guitar, piano(every once in a strange while)
why you can be jealous: as the main love-song writer, and the guitarist, he's got it made. he can do the jumps, be wacky, and generally be a half-wit on stage and get away with it. now, i'm not saying he's not smart, i'm just saying that he's generaly the craziest on stage, because he has the freedom to move about and be so. and who wouldn't want to be a hard-rockin guitar man like him?? dude, if i could play my guitar like him, i'd be happy as a clam. i would be SOO proud of myself... i mean, i can't even think of solos, let alone the one's he's played... *sigh* i s'pose it come with the territory though, huh?
alternate career he should consider: hmm. this one's a toughy. he could be a lot of things. a producer, an actor, a business man. a cowboy, a nun. he could pretty much be anything. and i thought of something really good, but i forgot it. i'll let ya know when i remember...
who he could be reincarnated as: John Lennon. don't believe me? looky here:

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"LARRY" a.k.a Jordan Taylor Hanson
why larry: cause i feel like it.
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goes by: taylor or tay
age: 18 (wow, he can drive...scary thought)
favorite color: red, black, and blue (wow, my three faves too!!)
best feature: his voice...no.. his body..no..his face..no..his personality.. hell, all of it. the boy is a walking package of everything you could ever want. though i'd have to say, his voice is my favorite. full of soul, incredibly expressive... but, his face is a close second... a VERY close second...
instruments: keyboards, piano, guitar, oragan, synthesizer, wurlizer, congas, bongos, tamburine, drums, harmonica("actually, i never really learned. i just kinda wing it" *god!! if I could wing it like that..WELL...* *oh, and boy, could ya leave some instruments for the rest of us?? i mean, come on, you've mastered about every instrument known to man...)
why you can be jealous: everything. anything. he's got a great voice, he's a wonderful songwriter(example: save me), he's great at every instrument, he has a wonderful personality, he's a great front man, and, well.... he is FREAKING HOT!!!! i mena, i'm sorry, but i am SOO jealous of him because he's prettier than i'll ever be. i mean, he's pretty in a manly way...ok, he's GORGEOUS. 'nuff said.
alternate career he should consider: modeling. definitely. look at that face. and don't EVEN get me started on his hands and his arms.... rawr!
who he could be reincarnated as: elvis. don't believe me? look.

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"MOE" a.k.a Zachary Walker Hanson
why moe: because he draws MOE man!!! duh!!!!!!!
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goes by: zac
age: 15...wow.. he's a big boy now.
favorite color: blue
best feature: his new found buffness. or, those times when he makes a joke and no one laughes and you just wanna hug him.
instruments: drums and percussion
why you can be jealous: he's buff. he grew up. and he's funnier than ever. even though sometimes people don't laugh at the jokes he makes, and even though sometimes(ok, ok, a lot) he gets inturrupted by ike or tay, we still love him for trying. bless his little heart!!(time out.. ok, talking like a grandma... not good.) he's a cutie, and we love him. that's good enough for me.
alternate career he should consider: a comedian. yes, i know, some of you don't think that would work. and let's face it, there's a whole lotta levels where it wouldn't. but come on guys! he's cute, he's funny.. he could make it work! heck, he's probably got enough embarassing stories about ike and tay to last him his whole career. he'll be alright.
person he could be reincarnated as: a fish. still don't believe me? check it out.

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